Ah, the joys of working from home. One gets to hear one’s wife announce: “There is a rat in the rose garden.”
Yep. Big one too. Strolling around without a care in the world. So it is time to dust off the old pellet gun or encourage the two terriers to earn their keep. I don’t want to trap, because we’ve got a thriving population of chipmunks, and they don’t elicit the same reactions of disgust that Mister Rat does.
I’d pay good money to watch a Skye Terrier’s base instincts kick in, but alas, I’m afraid mine is solidly a couch potato. These things were bred to hunt down Scottish varmints along the rocky shores of the Isle of Skye. Basically big, hairy torpedoes that are dachsunds covered with hair.
The other terrier? It wears clothing for crying out loud. This is not the face of a rat killer.
I need something that does this — the whole Dickensian – Hogarth, back-alleys of Olde London act.
Which leaves it up to me. John Wayne Churbuck and his trusty pellet gun.
0 thoughts on “The Rat in the Rose Bushes”
why does thew other dog have on a fashionable ensemble?
Hey, your coyote-snack wear sunglasses.
yeah but Mr Coyote snack’s glasses somewhat match mine. caught a 10 pound flattie this afternoon. it made my clicker zing.
Is anyone else seeing shades of Bill Murray from Caddyshack chasing down Mr. Gopher?