The 6:07 Accela to Providence just vaporized a skunk at 150 mph …

…. and the first class car is dying.

The dowagers next to me have stopped yakking about real estate prices and are fanning themselves with magazines. The guy in front of me has taken advantage of the olefactory disaster to sneak in a truly paint peeler of an audible fart which makes for my own personal hell on earth. I wonder what the engineer is doing. He’s been tooting the horn for the last five minutes.

Author: David Churbuck

Cape Codder with an itch to write

0 thoughts on “The 6:07 Accela to Providence just vaporized a skunk at 150 mph …”

  1. I just shot hot chocolate out my nose…which means mines only burning a little less than yours is!

    A true blog classic…

  2. Krista Summitt – Research Triangle Park, North Carolina – Krista is the host of the hilarious and must-listen Wine and Popcorn podcast about ABC's Scandal, as well as Wine, Fashion, Music, and Social Media. By day, Krista is a Chief Storyteller (aka Content Marketing Strategist). She's currently taking guitar lessons again and hopes to run her first half-marathon within a year. She's also a lifelong Chicago Bears fan, a DJ, and NY Times Crossword fanatic.
    Kristalogy says:

    ROFL LMBO!!!!!!!!!!! The visual this calls up is priceless. Where is your camcorder when you need it?

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