I’d be in the fetal position this morning were it not for the fact that the Red Sox have two World Series under their belts. I’m not happy they lost, but it’s not causing me total angst and anxiety today. I’m just depressed that summer is now truly over and I have six months of no-baseball to endure. This was a season of much Red Sox goodness in my life and being a sports retard, I can’t transfer my allegiances to another sport.