I won’t go into the hairy details, but my newest imprecation to my enemies, the one that will replace the traditional Arab curse of “may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits,” is this:
May your ISP of 10 years be acquired in a regional rollup.
I’ll get into the gory details later. Right now the priority, while I can see this blog, is to backup and FTP everything off of the servers. Alternative plans are being made.