I came across this the other day and believe it is the best troll ever:
“Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.”
I’d laugh hysterically save for the time when an earnest colleague sent me some copy to post on a website that contained the word: “wahlah”
I went to him and respectfully asked him what “wahlah” meant as I was unable to find it in the dictionary. He was perturbed that I would ask such a silly thing and explained it was what a magician says when he pulls s rabbit out of the hat. I thought on that for a minute and then it dawned on me that we were talking about “voila.”
