You know the online Xmas cards that are filling up your inbox. The animated cute things that show elves and snowmen and dancing stuff.
Then there is the Holiday Letter: aka The Brag Note. Too easy to make fun of.
And then there is this piece of inspired dementia. From a good college buddy who shall remain unnamed.
Your friends are funnier than mine but mine probably have longer histories of felony charges that haven’t included me. To hell with tincture of Kava Kava, just go up into the hills north of my Ma’s house and pick yourself an alternagtive universe full of cactus buttons.
Dude, funny Christmas letter.
Best
Jim