The kind of day it has been

5 pm and I notice that my shirt is not only inside out, but on backwards.

This is par for the course. When leaving my first job, I was given clothing as a going away present. I consider a Swingline Stapler to be a perfectly good tool for hemming pants and dealing with dangling blazer linings.

Author: David Churbuck

Cape Codder with an itch to write

0 thoughts on “The kind of day it has been”

  1. recommend caution re: stapler approach. after using it to “sew” up a pocket in a pair of jeans that had holes in it, washings loosened – and more problematically – rusted my staples, which subsequently cut my leg up as i put the pants on. fortunately i’d just had a tetanus shot, but can’t see myself risking it next time.

  2. Why hasn’t everyone notice how clean his nostrils are. That’s right, no crusty boogers for Cotuit’s Mr. Clean. Virtue: It’s self-rewarding!

    Jim F

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