A grassroots marketing idea for Concept2

I love Concept2. It’s a privately owned company in Morrisville, Vermont that was founded in a dairy barn by the Dreissigacker brothers in the 1970s to make carbon fiber oars and rowing machines. The brothers, both veterans of the USA national team and elite athletes, needed a way to maintain their fitness during the frozen Vermont winter so they cannibalized an old bicycle, nailed it to the floor, and figured out how to make a rowing machine.

That machine has morphed over the last 30 years into a simple, well-engineered, accurate and affordable piece of equipment known as a Concept2 Model D/E ergometer. It is the standard for most high school, collegiate and national rowing programs, and is the centerpiece of the growing sport of indoor rowing. Users can race each other over the internet by networking their ergs, and the exercise is acclaimed by everyone from firefighters to astronauts to radical programs such as CrossFit as the ultimate, full-body workout.

When I travel I try to pick hotels on the basis of whether or not they have a Concept2 ergometer. Very few do, tending to instead buy whatever the corporate headquarters purchasing agent has negotiated as part of a bulk buy for treadmills and stair-steppers, etc.. There are some rowing machines on the market which are complete and utter disasters. The worst of them is the Bally Life Rower, followed, almost below disdain, with any number of cheap rolling-seat-piston based contraptions sold at K-Mart. A WaterRower is an acceptable stand-in, and the other alternatives are almost never seen outside of an elite training facility.

What drives me nuts is the condition of the Concept2s in any given commercial gym. These machines are relatively cheap, but because they are so simple in terms of moving parts they tend to get parked in a corner and ignored until they completely fail. There is a relatively constant, but slow paced upgrade cycle on the machines, with new display monitors, handles, and small tweaks introduced every two years or so. Most gyms never upgrade and because Concept2 operated as a direct web/telesales operation, I doubt there is a large sales force physically calling on the big chains of gyms or hotels to push upgrades.

So Concept2 — here’s a simple idea. Print up adhesive-backed labels with your 800 number, your logo, and a short checklist. The headline should be: “Fix Me!” Put a picture of your latest erg on the sticker with your logo. Under the headline write: “One of your customers thinks you should … then add a checklist:

  • Replace this machine with a new Concept2 Model D
  • Upgrade this machine with a new Performance Monitor
  • Replace the worn foot straps
  • Oil the chain
  • Replace the seat bearings
  • Upgrade the handle
  • etc.

Make the labels available on your site and let people like me stuff a few into our gym bags.  I’ve gone up to trainers and sundry attendants and asked them to fix the equipment, but a big sticker stuck on the frame would get their attention, spare me and them the confrontation of arguing over a machine, and give Concept2 a little branding.

Too hot to row

Yesterday was the 20th anniversary of master’s rowing (old farts above college age and before the grave) on Cape Cod, and I was graciously invited to make some remarks in light of my august position as the author of The Book of Rowing (which as you know is also celebrating its 20th birthday this year).

I appeared, on time, with a raging case of Delhi Belly picked up on Thursday somewhere in Bangalore, in full perspiration mode due to the high temperatures and general feverish condition. I sat, all muscles clenched, for two hours as part of a panel of extremely distinguished speakers who all entertained the crowd with history, anecdotes, and recounts of races from the past and those to be.

Being on a massive mid-life physical fitness crisis since April 1, I have not missed a single one of the insane CrossFit workouts of the day until yesterday, when I simply could not abide a single sit up. Today was much better, but not less torrid, and I just emerged from my garage gym looking like I had washed overboard and climbed back on deck. I tried, much as I might, to row the erg for 20 minutes, but made it barely 90 seconds when I threw the towel a second day, came inside and popped another Immodium A-D.

Enough disgusting alimentary details for today. I was considering taking it off to further recover, but heck, it turned into a total free-for-all. Until tomorrow and not really caring that there is a new iPhone to be bought, I remain your humble correspondent.

Tech’s the real story at NBA Finals | NetworkWorld.com Community

Celtics injuries? Kobe Bryant’s shooting? Nah, tech’s the real story at NBA Finals | NetworkWorld.com Community


Having just bought a set of four tickets in the bleachers for the 6/11 Sox game against the Orioles, I saw this NetworkWorld story (thanks to Uncle Fester) pointing out the role Lenovo’s ThinkPads play behind the scenes in the NBA. Having been a fierce Celtics fan in the halycon days of the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s, I would dearly love to see the Celts vanquish the Lakers on the home court parquet. So where’s my tickets?

Lenovo is a primary sponsor of the NBA. Indeed, the NBA statisticians cooked up a stat — the Lenovo Stat – that predicts the best combination of a team’s players against another team’s best set. Here’s what the NetworkWorld reporter saw:

“The adventure actually started on Wednesday, when I was in Boston at a tech conference listening to a market watcher spew out numbers on virtualization and data centers and later squirming through a talk by an open source enthusiast whose presentation software or hardware was on fritz. I was momentarily distracted from the latter presentation when I saw an email invitation pop into my inbox from Lenovo to check out the big role its technology is playing at this year’s NBA Finals. A colleague says I must have pulled a muscle I replied to the email so fast.

While I have to confess I’ve never met with Lenovo during my two decades at Network World, checking out the company’s goods at Game 1 between the Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers seemed like as good a time as any. Though as it turns out, I actually didn’t meet with anyone from Lenovo (so no, their execs weren’t buttering me up in a luxury box to encourage me to write something).

It was the NBA’s and Celtics’ top techies who showed a few other tech editors and myself around “the digital center of the NBA,” including a handful of laptops used to handle everything from game stats to clock starts/stops and video replays, plus a pretty typical wiring closet deep in the bowels of the TD Banknorth Garden. Meanwhile, sports reporters from ESPN buzzed around the players and coaches, and wacky DJs tried to out-scream each other.”

YouTube keeps getting better — annotation

I am easily amused, but I was messing around with a boring FlipCam video of some traffic in Bengaluru shot last night (or was it the night before?) and I noticed one can now embed annotations in one’s videos.

I bet I could rent a car and dominate Bangalorean traffic, no one is worse that a Boston driver.

Whereabouts week 6.9

Back from Bangalore, taking Monday off to get some recovery in and perhaps seek a chiropractor to go after the torn serratus muscle in my back that makes me feel like a javelin target every time I sneeze. Tuesday through Friday in Cotuit, then Raleigh next week for meetings and that summer climate I miss so much (John Battelle coming to talk to the marketing teams about conversational marketing).

As soon as I get to the Cape, it’s the work out of the day, a green salad, and maybe a twilight expedition for a bluefish or two. Bengaluru was excellent this trip – very productive meeting with our emerging market teams, the stuff that made the company so cool to begin with, now to make it happen.

David Hill is the #19 Most Influential Person in Mobile Technology

David Hill is the #19 Most Influential Person in Mobile Technology

Some linkage to one of my favorite peers at Lenovo, David Hill. This from laptopmag.com.

“In mobile technology, slim and light is a grail that’s forever receding, because what was last year’s impossibly trim is today’s status quo. This year, Lenovo has set the pace. Hill is the chief designer behind the ThinkPad X300, a laptop that pushes the envelope by literally fitting into it, just like Apple’s MacBook Air. A black yin to Apple’s yang, Hill’s creative risk-taking paved the way to a machine that packs more of the punch business users demand (removable battery, optical drive, built-in mobile broadband) into a remarkably compact and lightweight chassis, setting a new target for the competition.”

Found my first blog …

Was searching for the Paul Theroux reference to the Turd World given my current incontinent condition of amoebic dysentery and crossed legs in an all day meeting in Fungalore induced by something nasty I imbibed the night before …. and I found my first  blog.

It was a blogger blog written in 2002 when I was stranded in Switzerland working for a fricking villian right out of James Bond.

I was a lot more obscene and just as aggrevated  by airlines as I am today.

Marketing terms of the day: wobblers & danglers

Every profession has its jargon. I just learned about retail point of sale “assets” known as wobblers and danglers. I think I know what they are, I just wonder if they are related the way stalagmites and stalagtites are ….