Take one overbloated “productivity” app, combine with an anemic WWAN connection, throw in a VPN and try to replicate. Fail. Repeat. Grit teeth. Write blog post and beef about it. Realize no one cares.
Lotus Notes + AT&T WWAN = LaBrea Tarpits of Mobility
…and they wonder why people keep trying to forward their email and appointments to a gmail address.