O Orange and Blue Tubes filled with Balding Salarymen!
Conveyors of human cattle lowing and mooing in the A-B-C boarding chutes
Carriers of the Clampetts, but no Ellie Maes
Just the mobbed masses! They of squeaky wheeled Samsonite Sarcophagi
Mulleted madmen trying to pack a motorcycle engine into an overhead
They of the Red-lit Bose noise-cancelling headsets
They who believe twelve peanuts constitute a meal.
Farewell oh Greyhound Bus of the Skies
For next time I fly Jet Blue direct from Boston to Raleigh
And the only thing I’ll miss is the Singapore Noodles from Kwan’s in the Baltimore FoodCourt during my layovers
it was my first timke flying southwest and it was a great flight the seats were veary comfurtable and the survice was great i an defalently flying southwest agian. and the pilots were funny so were the flight attendecs.