O Orange and Blue Tubes filled with Balding Salarymen!
Conveyors of human cattle lowing and mooing in the A-B-C boarding chutes
Carriers of the Clampetts, but no Ellie Maes
Just the mobbed masses! They of squeaky wheeled Samsonite Sarcophagi
Mulleted madmen trying to pack a motorcycle engine into an overhead
They of the Red-lit Bose noise-cancelling headsets
They who believe twelve peanuts constitute a meal.
Farewell oh Greyhound Bus of the Skies
For next time I fly Jet Blue direct from Boston to Raleigh
And the only thing I’ll miss is the Singapore Noodles from Kwan’s in the Baltimore FoodCourt during my layovers
0 thoughts on “Ode to my final flight on Southwest”
it was my first timke flying southwest and it was a great flight the seats were veary comfurtable and the survice was great i an defalently flying southwest agian. and the pilots were funny so were the flight attendecs.