The State of my Alimentary Canal

Yeah, so I got scoped today — but not through the netherlands — but an endoscopy to check out my upper G/I tract. Nice doctor put me to sleep, waving a menacing hose with decimeter marks on it before I nodded off, I woke up an hour later feeling most soporific. I went in with symptoms of GERD (gastroesophageal reflux disease) , came out diagnosed with NERD. (something like Non-Erosive reflux disorder) When I got home I fell asleep for five hours.

The big ugly is this fall for those of you faithful who have inquired.

Author: David Churbuck

Cape Codder with an itch to write

0 thoughts on “The State of my Alimentary Canal”

  1. As somebody’s who is turning 50 later this year, I’m not looking forward to the big ugly myself.

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