The State of my Alimentary Canal

Yeah, so I got scoped today — but not through the netherlands — but an endoscopy to check out my upper G/I tract. Nice doctor put me to sleep, waving a menacing hose with decimeter marks on it before I nodded off, I woke up an hour later feeling most soporific. I went in with symptoms of GERD (gastroesophageal reflux disease) , came out diagnosed with NERD. (something like Non-Erosive reflux disorder) When I got home I fell asleep for five hours.

The big ugly is this fall for those of you faithful who have inquired.

Author: David Churbuck

Cape Codder with an itch to write

0 thoughts on “The State of my Alimentary Canal”

  1. As somebody’s who is turning 50 later this year, I’m not looking forward to the big ugly myself.

  2. What’s NERD? New England Reptile Distributors? Did they find a python up there?

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