Making the frontpage with my gastro-intestinal issues

Pretty sure they are talking about me — except they got my age wrong  by a year.  Slow news day on Cape Cod when the lead item is about my anonymous butt.

“Officials at the state and county level declined to comment on the Cape town that has reported a salmonella case, or the individual who was affected, citing privacy laws. The only detail provided was that the sickened individual is a 49-year-old man from Barnstable County”

I want a set of the dead bug ear rings.

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