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  1. Damn you guys, I just showered and put on clean clothes. No I have to come up with some lame-ass excuse about stroke-induced incontinence after reading the jobs blog.

    Oh, and on a slightly suspicious note, this reads a lot like the sayings for “national Condom Week” that got written in the business section while we were all at the Pru.

    Jesus, this is great
    and remember:
    Before you slip between her thighs Vulcanize!
    or
    If you think she’s scummy
    rubberize before you touch her tummy!

    Jim

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