The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs, Aged 51 1/2
I need to change my underpants.
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Author: David Churbuck
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Damn you guys, I just showered and put on clean clothes. No I have to come up with some lame-ass excuse about stroke-induced incontinence after reading the jobs blog.
Oh, and on a slightly suspicious note, this reads a lot like the sayings for “national Condom Week” that got written in the business section while we were all at the Pru.
Jesus, this is great
and remember:
Before you slip between her thighs Vulcanize!
or
If you think she’s scummy
rubberize before you touch her tummy!
Jim