The 6:07 Accela to Providence just vaporized a skunk at 150 mph …

…. and the first class car is dying.

The dowagers next to me have stopped yakking about real estate prices and are fanning themselves with magazines. The guy in front of me has taken advantage of the olefactory disaster to sneak in a truly paint peeler of an audible fart which makes for my own personal hell on earth. I wonder what the engineer is doing. He’s been tooting the horn for the last five minutes.

Author: David Churbuck

Cape Codder with an itch to write

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